I’m Like 104% Tired Shirt
I’m Not Anti-social I’m Socially Selective and I’ve Selected to Avoid You Shirt
I’m Not Clumsy I’m Falling With the Style Shirt
I’m Not Great at Advice..may I Interest You in a Sarcastic Comment? Shirt
I’m Not Lazy. I’m on Energy Saving Mode Shirt
I’m Not Shy I Just Don’t Like You Shirt
I’m Not Shy I’m Just Good at Figuring Out Who’s Worth Talking to Shirt
I’m Not Trying to Be Difficult. It Just Comes Naturally. Shirt
I’m on That New Diet Where You Eat Everything and Hope for Miracle Shirt
I’m Pretty Cool but I Cry a Lot Shirt
I’m Pretty Good at Taking Naps Shirt
I’m Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Shirt
I’m Slowly Becoming an Adult Please Make It Stop. Shirt
I’m So Poor I Can’t Even Afford to Pay Attention Shirt
I’m Sorry for What I Said When You Tried to Wake Me Up Shirt
I’m Sorry Its Just That I Literally Do Not Care at All Shirt
I’m Too Tired, Don’t Talk to Me Shirt
If Found Sleeping Do Not Disturb Shirt
If You Can Read This, My Invisibility Cloak Isn’t Working Shirt
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Say It Sarcastically Shirt
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, We Have a Lot in Common Shirt
If You Don’t Want a Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask Stupid Question Shirt
If You Met My Family You Would Understand Shirt
If You Need Anything From Me. Reconsider Shirt
If You Ran Like Your Mouth You’d Be in Great Shape Shirt
If You Really Love Me, You’ll Let Me Sleep Shirt
If You Tickle Me I’m Not Responsible for Your Injuries Shirt
In Memory of When I Cared Shirt
Insane? I Prefer the Term Mentally Hilarious Shirt
It’s a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone Shirt
Just Another Day of Not Being Rich and Famous Shirt
Just Because I’m Awake Doesn’t Mean I’m Ready to Do Things Shirt
Just Because I’m Smiling Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Want to Hit You in the Face Shirt
Just Do It Later Shirt
Keep Talking I’m Diagnosing You Shirt
Kinda Care, Kinda Don’t Shirt
Lazy Is Such an Ugly Word, I Prefer the Term Selective Participation Shirt
Leave Me Alone Shirt
Life Is Dumb and I Want to Sleep Shirt
Loser Shirt
Me, Jealous of You? Bless Your Delusional Heart Shirt
Me? Overreacting? Probably. Shirt
My Brain Is 80% Song Lyrics Shirt
My Hobbies Include Eating Pizza and Nothing Else Shirt
My Soul Was Removed to Make Room for All This Sarcasm Shirt
Need More Coffee Shirt
Need More Sleep Shirt
Nerd? I Prefer the Term “More Intelligent Than You” Shirt
I’m Not Great at Advice..may I Interest You in a Sarcastic Comment? Shirt